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Just the Eight of You

rubysneakers:

gabrus:

patbaer:

Inspired by an IRC post:

You are on an improv team, along with 7 clones of you.

1. What is your team name?

2. What music do you come out to?

3. What warmups do you do?

feel free to add other questions

1. Rarrrr.

2. “St. Elmo’s Fire” by John Parr (cued. at 1:09)

3. Superheros, Why Were You Late, Made Up Hot Spot

1. Face Punch

2. Weezer ‘My Name is Jonas’

3. Calisthenics, Wrestling, Hitting Drills

1. shut your mouth!

2. a mash up of ‘mr. november’ by the national and ‘the city’ by the dismemberment plan’ PLUS oh shit get ready for this: the first 8 seconds of ‘one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces’. black out song would be a really crazy carter beauford solo. probably from an early blue water.

3. talking and doing a bunch of bits for awhile, getting sick of each other and walking away annoyed for 10 minutes, talking to some other people, then doing a REALLY INTENSE, totally silent crazy 8s.

This sounds awful.

Team Name: Flannfluga (A Viking word for “One who flees the male sex organ”)

Music: One Fine Day - The Chiffons

Warmups: “Sorry I’m Late” made up only of romantic-comedies

Our scenes would consist exclusively of the Founding Fathers at sleepover parties