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chrisreblogs:

“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)

This is also the book nearest to me. There goes the year…Thanks Geth. Thanks a lot.

chrisreblogs:

“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)

This is also the book nearest to me. There goes the year…Thanks Geth. Thanks a lot.

(Source: loveclaire)

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